Do you have any change?
It was sort of hilarious. It was sort of ridiculously embarrassing. I may be done practicing my Czech in public for a while.
I’d like to buy a vowel please.
Here’s proof there is at least one sentence in Czech with no vowels in it.
LOST
We weren’t lost. We were finding our way creatively. {Insert obligatory reference to orange here.}
Grocery Shopping: A harrowing non-adventure
I probably don’t even need to exercise — I get sweaty and out-of-breath enough just from going to the grocery store.
