I’d like to buy a vowel please.

Here’s proof there is at least one sentence in Czech with no vowels in it.

LOST

We weren’t lost. We were finding our way creatively. {Insert obligatory reference to orange here.}

I probably don’t even need to exercise — I get sweaty and out-of-breath enough just from going to the grocery store.

Christmas in July shouldn’t just be a gimmick. It should be for real. All in favor of Christmas twice a year say “Aye!”

No more cartwheeling through the house for us. Our landing pad in Prague is hip, modern, and tiny.

We intend to move to Prague and live creatively. This is the beginning of our story.